Joanne Fluke quotes
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“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”
-- Joanne FlukeSource : Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.79, Kensington Books
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“For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.”
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“Minnesotans who bought scenic art usually avoided winter scenes. Hannah didn't find that surprising. Minnesota winters were long. Why would they want to buy a painting that would constantly remind them of the bone-chilling cold, the heavy snow that had to be shoveled, and the necessity of dressing up in survival gear to do nothing more than take out the garbage?”
-- Joanne FlukeSource : Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.120, Kensington Books
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“The secret of high finance...if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.”
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“P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.”
-- Joanne FlukeSource : Joanne Fluke, Laura Levine, Leslie Meier (2011). “Joanne Fluke Christmas Bundle: Sugar Cookie Murder, Candy Cane Murder, Plum Pudding Murder, & Gingerbread Cookie Murder”, p.163, Kensington Books
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“...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more...”
-- Joanne FlukeSource : Joanne Fluke (2011). “Apple Turnover Murder Bundle with Key Lime Pie Murder, Cherry Cheesecake Murder, and Lemon Meringue Pie Murder”, p.51, Kensington Books
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“If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn’t be so grouchy in the morning.”
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“If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.”
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“If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.”
-- Joanne FlukeSource : Joanne Fluke (2011). “Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder”, p.14, Kensington Books
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