David Thorne quotes
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“Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.”
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“I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2012). “I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs. The Unpublished Emails.: The Unpublished Emails”, p.13, Lulu.com
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“While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.116, Penguin
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“the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.321, Penguin
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“I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.135, Penguin
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“Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.38, Penguin
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“You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.30, Penguin
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“Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.”
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“Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.”
-- David ThorneSource : David Thorne (2011). “The Internet is a Playground: Irreverent Correspondences of an Evil Online Genius”, p.367, Penguin
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“It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.”
Source : Ali Vincent (2009). “Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life”, p.16, Rodale
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Source : Charles Correa (2010). “A Place in the Shade: The New Landscape & Other Essays”, p.22, Penguin Books India
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“The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.”
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Source : "Let my IPO be!" by Craig Bicknell, www.wired.com. May 6, 1999.
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“Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!”
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