Ralphie May quotes
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“As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.”
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“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.”
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“Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.”
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“I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.”
-- Ralphie MaySource : "Ralphie May: Just Correct". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2004.
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“My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.”
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“If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.”
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“The soul of the slave, the soul of the "little man," is as dear to me as the soul of the great.”
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“Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose, But young men think it is, and we were young.”
Source : More Poems (1936) no. 36
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“The people themselves, and not their servants, can safely reverse their own deliberate decisions.”
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“Love's the little leaven that works the whole world glad.”
Source : Anne Reeve Aldrich (1889). “The Rose of Flame: And Other Poems of Love”
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