Norman Mair quotes
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“When I fart my ***** makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.”
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“Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.”
Source : Chris Laidlaw (1973). “Mud in Your Eye: A Worm's Eye View of the Changing World of Rugby”
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“Me? As England's answer to Jonah Lomu? Joanna Lumley, more likely.”
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