Nick Thune quotes

Nick Thune quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes?”
-- Nick Thune

#People Quotes #World Quotes #Blind Quotes
“You know whatâ€™s really good is a greyhound in the shower.”
-- Nick Thune

#Greyhounds Quotes #Showers Quotes
“The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.”
-- Nick Thune

#Roommate Quotes
“In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me a shot as a salesman for a shift. What happened was I sold two cars in one day and they offered me the position. After a while I decided I didn't want the job and so I told the manager I'd contracted HIV from having unprotected sex. It was only half true but I'd been feeling sick and somehow convinced myself I was really dying. I remember I sat in my boss' office, the both of us crying. Later than night he calls my dad and says 'I'm sorry your son has HIV.' It was terrible.”
-- Nick Thune

#Senior Quotes #Sex Quotes #Jobs Quotes
“I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want.”
-- Nick Thune

#Wife Quotes #Want Quotes
“People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes. Whereas before you write a joke, you don't know if anybody is really touching on it or not, and you tell it onstage the next night. For joke writing it has changed things.”
-- Nick Thune

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

#Writing Quotes #Night Quotes #People Quotes
“You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower.”
-- Nick Thune

#Greyhounds Quotes #Showers Quotes #Knows Quotes
“There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny.”
-- Nick Thune

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Opinion Quotes
“You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so dumb to say that stuff, but it's important for me to keep that presence going.”
-- Nick Thune

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

#Couple Quotes #Dumb Quotes #Important Quotes
“I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I had about the same subject.”
-- Nick Thune

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

#Thinking Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Want Quotes
“People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.”
-- Nick Thune

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

#Writing Quotes #Character Quotes #People Quotes

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