George Gobel quotes
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“If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one”
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“Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?”
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“I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.”
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“If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.”
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“College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.”
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“My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.”
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“When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.”
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“Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.”
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“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.”
-- George Gobel
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