Carrot Top quotes
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“People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.”
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“I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.”
-- Carrot TopSource : "Staying On Top: Carrot Top". Interview with Daniel Jimenez, finance.youngmoney.com. March 11, 2004.
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“It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.”
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“I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.”
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“I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.”
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“People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.”
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“I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.”
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“I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.”
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“I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.”
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“Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.”
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“I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.”
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“I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.”
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“Comics don't like to see other comics do well.”
-- Carrot TopSource : "Carrot Top - Eight Years on Top at the Luxor!". Interview with Marla Santos, striplv.com.
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“I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.”
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“I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.”
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“My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.”
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“Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?”
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“I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.”
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“I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.”
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“My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.”
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“We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and relinquish them by our ways of hope.”
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“I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.”
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“When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.”
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“I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.”
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“I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.”
-- Carrot TopSource : "Comic's haven is Orlando, but Cabo was heavenly". Interview with Jae-Ha Kim, www.chicagotribune.com. September 13, 2011.
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“It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.”
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“Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.”
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“So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.”
-- Carrot TopSource : "Remembering Lou Reed: 10 Quotes From A True Rock God" by Sam Parker, www.esquire.com. October 28, 2013.
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“On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.”
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“Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'”
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“People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.”
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