Ocupation: Author
Life: b. June 1, 1973
Birthday: June 1
To my embarrassment, I was crying again. Real girl tears for the second time, these ones born out of frustration. That didn't happen to me very often, but I hated it when it did. It was faulty wiring in the female body, tear ducts attached directly to the frustration meter. Trying to explain to men that no, I wasn't being manipulative, I just couldn't stop my eyes from leaking salt water, only added to the aggravation.
source: C.E. Murphy (2010). “Demon Hunts”, p.151, LUNA
topic: Girl, Real, Eye, Wiring, Real Girl, Salt Water