Bruce Lansky quotes
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“We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.14, Simon and Schuster
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“On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.”
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“I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.20, Simon and Schuster
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“Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.106, Simon and Schuster
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“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.81, Simon and Schuster
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“You always nag the one you love”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (1995). “For Better and for Worse: The Best Quotes about Marriage”
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“Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.”
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“The only thing in my bag that works is the bug spray.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.21, Simon and Schuster
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“What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.64, Simon and Schuster
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“I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.46, Simon and Schuster
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“My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.14, Simon and Schuster
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“The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.”
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“In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.”
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“My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.”
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“I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.”
-- Bruce LanskySource : Bruce Lansky (2011). “Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf”, p.32, Simon and Schuster
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