Dave Allen quotes
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“If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.”
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“Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you.”
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“We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.”
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“It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand”
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“My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.”
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“A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.”
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“Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.”
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“I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.”
-- Dave AllenSource : "Dave Allen's comic quotes", news.bbc.co.uk. March 11, 2005.
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“How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends”
-- Dave Allen
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“The fact that every part of this ship was built by the low bidder”
Source : "Failure Is Not an Option: Mission Control From Mercury to Apollo 13 and Beyond". Book by Gene Kranz, 2000.
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“She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.”
Source : Alexander Woollcott (1951). “The Indispensable Woollcott”
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“from the slave ship to the citizenship we faced a lot of bullship”
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“That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship.”
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“All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.”
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“If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.”
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