Andy Zaltzman quotes
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“Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.”
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“To all the revolutionaries fighting to throw off the yoke of tyranny around the world: look at British democracy. Is that what you want?”
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“Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family”
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“Yes, freedom is good, but arguably, grammar is better.”
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“If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales”
-- Andy ZaltzmanSource : "Not amused by Jimmy Carr? Check out these comedians instead" by Hazel Davis, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2009.
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“Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.”
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“Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.”
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“There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.”
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“I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey.”
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Source : John Whitmore (2010). “Coaching for Performance: GROWing Human Potential and Purpose: The Principles and Practice of Coaching and Leadership”, p.106, Nicholas Brealey Publishing
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