Lev L. Spiro quotes
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“Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes on break.”
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“It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles.”
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“I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence.”
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“We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.”
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“Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there.”
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“My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps.”
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“Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.”
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“In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue.”
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“I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching.”
-- Lev L. Spiro
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“I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old.”
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“Television gives us the gift to see ourselves as we'd like to be seen.”
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“He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.”
Source : A. Lee Martinez (2006). “Gil's All Fright Diner”, p.49, Macmillan
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