Ocupation: Baseball player
Life: July 14, 1919 - August 31, 2001
Birthday: July 14
Death: August 31
Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
topic: Mean, Winning, Thinking, Durham