Heather McDonald quotes

Heather McDonald quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Islands Quotes #Ice Quotes #Long Quotes
“In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Running Quotes #Women Quotes #Underwear Quotes
“My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Dad Quotes #Children Quotes #Judgement Quotes
“My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom Quotes #Mother Quotes #Careers Quotes
“God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom Quotes #Earth Quotes #Simplest Quotes
“I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.”
-- Heather McDonald

#People Quotes #Find Me Quotes #Know Me Quotes
“My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Teacher Quotes #College Quotes #Should Quotes
“My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.”
-- Heather McDonald

#Couple Quotes #Husband Quotes #Good Friend Quotes
“People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!”
-- Heather McDonald

#Mom Quotes #Honesty Quotes #Fun Quotes
“I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.”
-- Heather McDonald

Source : Source: summerfelix.com

#Senior Quotes #Teacher Quotes #School Quotes

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