John Barrymore quotes
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“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”
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“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”
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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
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“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
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“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”
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“I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.”
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“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”
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“I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.”
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“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”
-- John BarrymoreSource : Quoted in Evan Esar, The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (1949)
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“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
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“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.”
-- John BarrymoreSource : "The Ultimate Book of Boxing Lists". Book by Bert Randolph Sugar and Teddy Atlas, January 11, 2011.
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“America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.”
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“My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.”
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“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
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“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.”
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“If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.”
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“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”
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“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”
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“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”
-- John Barrymore
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