Jimmy Pardo quotes
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“The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.”
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“Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I think I'm putting out a great product.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Interview with Guy MacPherson, www.guymacpherson.ca. September 11, 2008.
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“Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.”
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“Remember when you were a kid, you'd jump on the bed, and you'd have no worries in the world, and you'd just jump on it? The idea of that now scares the hell out of me. I don't even know what would happen.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“In fact, somebody keeps putting on my Wikipedia page that I'm either Don Pardo's son or grandson. I had an audition recently where the woman said, "I understand that you're Don Pardo's grandson," and I said, "No, I am not." And you should have seen the look of disappointment on her face. It may have cost me the job. It was that devastating to her that I wasn't related to Don Pardo.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“I grew up in the South Side, and when we would have snow and blizzards and drifts, we would jump off the garage roof into the snow. Now if I'm up on a step ladder and I think I'm going to fall, it's a foot and a half off the ground, but I'm panicked about it. So I'm afraid of ladders and those beds.”
-- Jimmy PardoSource : Source: www.avclub.com
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“Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.”
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“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”
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Source : Aaron Swartz (2016). “The Boy Who Could Change the World: The Writings of Aaron Swartz”, p.188, The New Press
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“And silence sounds no worse than cheers After earth has stopped the ears.”
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“I think the fans really wanna hear the songs the way they sound on the record.”
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