Charles Farrar Browne quotes

Charles Farrar Browne quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.”
-- Charles Farrar Browne

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“I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.”
-- Charles Farrar Browne

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“My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.”
-- Charles Farrar Browne

Source : Charles Farrar Browne “The Complete Works of Artemus Ward, Part 7”, Library of Alexandria

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“The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all â€” he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.”
-- Charles Farrar Browne

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