"I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy."

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Boys Quotes #Guy Quotes #Missing Quotes

“Nothing is more practical than a good theory.”
“More than in any other performing arts the lack of respect for acting seems to spring from the fact that every layman considers himself a valid critic.”
“There is so much a man can tell you,So much he can say.You remain, my power, my pleasure, my pain”

Source : Song: Kiss from a Rose, Album: Seal
“Senior members of the security establishment have not been entirely cooperative - let's put it that way - with the operations and still maintain contacts with FDLR leadership.”
“Are there quantitative aspects to the phenomena of war that can be counted? Evidently!”

Source : Pitirim Aleksandrovich Sorokin (1941). “Social and Cultural Dynamics: Fluctuation of social relationships, war, and revolution”
“Enough of acting the infant who has been told so often how he was found under a cabbage that in the end he remembers the exact spot in the garden and the kind of life he led there before joining the family circle.”
“Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.”

Source : "You Let Some GIRL Beat You?: The Story of Ann Meyers Drysdale". Book by Ann Meyers Drysdale, p. 24, 2012.
“A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.”

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