Cathy Ladman quotes
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“All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.”
-- Cathy LadmanSource : "The God Delusion". Book by Richard Dawkins, 2006.
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“My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.”
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“Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.”
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“I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.”
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“Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.”
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“I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.”
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“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.”
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“Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.”
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“I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.”
-- Cathy Ladman
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