Irwin Corey quotes
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“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
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“If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.”
-- Irwin CoreySource : "Who Am the World's Foremost Authority? A Lesson from Professor Irwin Corey" by Jim Kniphel, www.nypress.com. January 13, 2001.
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“Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.”
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“It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.”
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“With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible.”
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“Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.”
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“Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.”
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“Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.”
-- Irwin CoreySource : Source: www.npr.org
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“Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.”
-- Irwin CoreySource : "Comedian Irwin Corey, 'The World's Foremost Authority,' Dies at 102" by Mike Miller, people.com. February 7, 2017.
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“I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.”
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