Judy Gold quotes
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“My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.”
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“If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car”
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“We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.”
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“Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.”
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“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.”
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“Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.”
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“Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.”
-- Judy GoldSource : "Joan Rivers gave misfit girls permission to dream" by Judy Gold, www.cnn.com. September 5, 2014.
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“The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.”
-- Judy GoldSource : "Funny Women: An Interview With Humorist Judy Gold". Interview with Liza Donnelly, www.forbes.com. October 2, 2014.
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“I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.”
-- Judy Gold
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