Bryan Callen quotes
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“My parents were really nice to me.”
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“Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.”
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“Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.”
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“My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.”
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“I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!”
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“Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.”
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“Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.”
-- Bryan Callen
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