Patrick Murray quotes
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“I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.”
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“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.”
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“Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.”
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“The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.”
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“The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.”
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“Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.”
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“Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.”
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“I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players in Ireland. I try to watch as much Gaelic football as I can, it is my first love. I bleed Green, White, and Orange. Gaelic football players don’t get paid to play, you play to represent your county that is more important than earning money.”
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“Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.”
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“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”
Source : New Yorker, 14 May 1960
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“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target”
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“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
Source : Quoted in Alan Harrington, Life in the Crystal Palace (1959).
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“Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!”
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