Margaret Smith quotes

Margaret Smith quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?”
-- Margaret Smith

#Death Quotes #Uncles Quotes #Tombstone Quotes
“My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Mom Quotes #Dad Quotes #Drinking Quotes
“There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Sassy Quotes #Tunnels Quotes #Light Quotes
“The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Naughty Quotes
“I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Running Quotes #Memorable Quotes #Parent Quotes
“If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."”
-- Margaret Smith

#Religion Quotes #Said Quotes #Mary Quotes
“My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Dog Quotes #World Quotes #Femininity Quotes
“Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Humble Quotes #May Quotes #Nasty Quotes
“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Relationship Quotes #Tape Quotes #Lasts Quotes
“I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."”
-- Margaret Smith

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Marine Quotes
“I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Hate Quotes #People Quotes #Nuclear Quotes
“Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'”
-- Margaret Smith

#Growing Up Quotes #Safety Quotes #Stuff Quotes
“Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of self, can the eternal wisdom be revealed to the mystic who seeks that highest communion with the unseen.”
-- Margaret Smith

#Self Quotes #Soul Quotes #Unseen Quotes

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