Max Miller quotes
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“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
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“My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.”
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“My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.”
-- Max Miller
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“There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.”
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Source : Ballads for Broadbrows (1930) "Lines for a Worthy Person"
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“The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to bear them, sometimes three.”
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