Sean Lock quotes
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“Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.”
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“90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves”
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“when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'”
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“people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big”
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“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.”
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“Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything”
-- Sean Lock
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“There's still a lot of people out there who think the only good shark is a dead shark.”
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Source : "The Parenting Trap" by A. A. Gill, www.vanityfair.com. November 2, 2012.
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“Some men are more interesting than their books but my book is more interesting than its man.”
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“I think a biography is only as interesting as the lives and times it illuminates.”
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