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“Whatever you do today you've got to sleep with tonight.”
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“I eat, sleep, and drink my character. It is my fantasy to go to another planet.”
Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
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“I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.”
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“I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.”
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“I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time with that guy”
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“By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.”
Source : "Last night's TV" by Nancy Banks-Smith, www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2006.
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“Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?”
Source : Rob Thurman (2011). “Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel”, p.100, Penguin
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“A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next to a guy who’s doing a series of elaborate neck stretches, like we’re about to engage in a vigorous rugby match. He’s neatly laid out four types of gum on his Formica desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, and Eclipse. I hate this guy. I hope to God he’s not a genius.”
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“I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses.”
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“I'm not playing for anybody but the guys in this locker room.”
