Arthur Hughes quotes

“But most automotive dealerships are set up for customer acquisition - which is crazy when you consider the average cost of customer acquisition is $1,000 or more.”
-- Arthur Hughes

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“If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs”

“She was crazy. I could be too. It was my greatest fear, that I'd snap one day too. Just like she had. I wanted to live life because if that day came I wanted to have lived once.”

“By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell - and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed.”

“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”

“Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.”

“Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.”

“I'm just an average woman with average concerns.”

“In normal times all of us know, whether consciously or not, that there is no love which can't be bettered; nevertheless, we reconcile ourselves more or less easily to the fact that ours has never risen above the average.”

“The acquisition of True Temper broadens our lawn and garden product line with outstanding, highly respected brands, ... The purchase also expands USI Hardware and Tool's customer base and provides additional capacity for future growth.”

“The acquisition of the most elementary truth does not devolve upon the individual alone: it is pre-effected in the development of the race.”

Source : Ernst Mach (2013). “The Science of Mechanics”, p.1, Cambridge University Press