Irena Chalmers quotes

“There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.”
-- Irena Chalmers

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“In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience.”
-- Irena Chalmers

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“Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.”
-- Irena Chalmers

Source : FaceBook post by Irena Chalmers from Mar 28, 2013

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“In this uncertain world, the food is disposable. It is the wrappings that are permanent.”
-- Irena Chalmers

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“Liberty cannot be established without morality, nor morality without faith.”

Source : Alexis de Tocqueville (1847). “Democracy in America”, p.11

“Do not seek the because - in love there is no because, no reason, no explanation, no solutions.”

“My wish is that you may be loved to the point of madness.”

“If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.”

“the tea-hour is the hour of peace ... strife is lost in the hissing of the kettle - a tranquilizing sound, second only to the purring of a cat.”

“Say, Nana... You look like stray cat, wild and proud. But I can see the wound in your heart. At the time I just thought it was cool. I never realized how hurt you were.”

“With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful.”

“Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe, every time there's a murder or a fire or the marines land in Nicaragua, the police and the newspapers holler 'get Capone.'”

“Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.”

“Prayer is good, but when baked potatoes and milk are needed, prayer will not supply their place.”