Norman Chad quotes
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“Telling Phil Hellmuth a bad beat story, is like telling Joan Rivers a Botox Story”
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“History of America, Part I (1776-1966): Declaration of Independence, Constitutional Convention, Louisiana Purchase, Civil War, Reconstruction, World War I, Great Depression, New Deal, World War II, TV, Cold war, civil-rights movement, Vietnam. History of America, Part II (1967-present): the Super Bowl era. The Super Bowl has become Main Street’s Mardi Gras.”
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“If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?”
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“Seahawks beat Cardinals, 58-0. If Patriots beat Texans, 58-0, it will be first time in NFL history there were two 58-0 games in same week.”
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“If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow.”
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“Nate Silver is now forecasting Oscar winners. The only area of life in which he has no expertise, ironically, is life itself.”
-- Norman Chad
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“I don't recall having any self-awareness about the intricacy of my stories.”
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“I tried Botox, but I don't want to be hooked on that stuff.”
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“You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.”
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“Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen injections.”
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“No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.”
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