Maynard James Keenan Quotes:
Ocupation: Singer
Life: b. April 17, 1964
Birthday: April 17
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes, false nails, sixteen pounds of make-up/shadows/blushes/creams, living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has implants and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a 'real' man
topic: Real, Men, Eyelashes, Linebackers, Assorted
