Ozzy Osbourne Quotes:
Ocupation: Vocalist
Life: b. December 3, 1948
Birthday: December 3
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.
topic: Horse, Guy, Drug, Morticians, Moose, Depressive, Bowling Alleys
