Bruce Jay Friedman quotes
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“A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.”
-- Bruce Jay FriedmanSource : Bruce Jay Friedman (1978). “The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy”, p.144, Grove Press
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“Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies.”
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“In the case of some women, ***** take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.”
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“The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.”
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“The best thing about liver is how virtuous it makes you feel after you've eaten some.”
-- Bruce Jay FriedmanSource : Bruce Jay Friedman (1978). “The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy”, p.33, Grove Press
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“In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.”
-- Bruce Jay FriedmanSource : Bruce Jay Friedman (1978). “The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy”, p.145, Grove Press
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Source : Song: God's Reign, 2014
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“My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.”
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