Ocupation: Writer
Life: October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975
Birthday: October 15
Death: February 14
Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with one ounce more brain than a cuckoo clock. I wish to goodness I knew the man who invented this infernal game. I'd strangle him. But I suppose he's been dead for ages. Still, I could go and jump on his grave.
topic: Golf, Men, Games, Cuckoo Clocks