David Henry quotes
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“It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request.”
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“At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her ***** aren't half as good as yours', she got all pissed off. Women - they can't take a compliment!”
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“Whenever my teenage daughter comes down the stairs dressed like a tramp for her date, I think to myself: 'Damn, why won't her mother wear something like that ?'”
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“Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'.”
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“Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.”
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“You can't throw him back because he doesn't meet the legal size limit.”
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“If Adam had had a real hairy back, we probably wouldn't be here today.”
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“My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think that's cruel toward women. Myself, I look to see who shows the most cleavage.”
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“I get all excited when I think that someone's 1-900 sex call from a cell phone might be passing through my body right now.”
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Source : A. J. Liebling (2014). “The Sweet Science”, p.5, Macmillan
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“Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.”
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