Gini Koch quotes

“Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2011). “Alien in the Family”, p.185, Penguin

#Psycho Quotes #Remember Quotes #Forte Quotes

“I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2011). “Alien in the Family”, p.43, Penguin

#Hated Quotes

“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2011). “Alien in the Family”, p.17, Penguin

#Country Quotes #Scary Quotes #Choices Quotes

“We think a person should do right because it's right, not because their soul will be in eternal jeopardy if they don't toe the line.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2010). “Touched by an Alien”, p.123, Penguin

#Thinking Quotes #Soul Quotes #Lines Quotes

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2011). “Alien in the Family”, p.102, Penguin

#Swings Quotes #Issues Quotes #Bats Quotes

“Once you go alien, you really do never go back.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2010). “Touched by an Alien”, p.119, Penguin

#Aliens Quotes

“I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2010). “Touched by an Alien”, p.305, Penguin

#Cute Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“My crazy's working a lot better than your sanity.”
-- Gini Koch

Source : Gini Koch (2015). “Alien Separation”, p.109, Penguin

#Crazy Quotes #Sanity Quotes #Working A Lot Quotes

“He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.”

“When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.”

“Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.”

“My Dear Son... remember that you are accountable to your Maker for all your words and actions.”

Source : Abigail Adams, John Adams (1848). “Letters of Mrs. Adams: the wife of John Adams”, p.95

“You must remember that some things legally right are not morally right.”

Source : Abraham Lincoln (1907). “The Lincoln Year Book: Axioms and Aphorisms from the Great Emancipator”, p.48, Library of Alexandria

“I went to the Hall of Fame with my dad. I can't say I really remember too much about it.”

“Our strength lies in our intensive attacks and our barbarity...After all, who today remembers the genocide of the Armenians?”

“Vincent Forte was kicked out of the UFC because he was too hardcore.”

“Singing is definitely not my forte. I'll put that out there on the record.”

Source : "90210’s Shenae Grimes on Selling Eggs, Silencing Jasper, and Scream 4". Interview with Denise Martin, www.tvguide.com. October 18, 2010.

“My forte is awkwardness.”

Source : "Megan Fox". Interview with Zach Galifianakis, www.interviewmagazine.com. June 22, 2010.