John Pinette quotes
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“I don't do ups, ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law”
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“If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.”
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“My cholesterol count has a comma.”
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Source : Arthur Edward Waite (2003). “Devil-Worship in France: With Diana Vaughn and the Question of Modern Palladism”, p.219, Weiser Books
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Source : "Introduction to the Study of the Law of the Constitution" by A. V. Dicey, LibertyClassics, (pp. 3-4), 1982.
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Source : Letter to John Adams, 31 Mar. 1776 See Defoe 2
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“Almost any seat was comfortable at one-sixth of a gravity.”
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“gravity, n. I imagine you saved my life. And then I wonder if I'm just imagining it.”
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