Norm Crosby quotes
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“When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.”
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“Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.”
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“I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.”
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“Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game”
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“My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.”
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“I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.”
-- Norm CrosbySource : Interview with Elvis Australia, www.elvis.com.au. February 15, 2005.
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“If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.”
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“All's fair if you have a really good attorney.”
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