Dave Gorman quotes
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“I'd hate to compare anyone with Sugar Ray Robinson, but Donald is the closest thing to Robinson I've ever seen”
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“I want to live a passionate life. I always want to feel the wind in my hair.”
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“Those roads provided breath-taking views. There's something special about an empty road going on and on and on to the horizon where the sun burns the world away into a dancing, shmmering heat haze that reflects the crystal blue sky, literally blurring the line between heaven and earth.”
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“The activity of both sets of muscles, the diaphragm and the abdominal muscles, varies reciprocally. Thus, during inspiration the tonus of the diaphragm increases while that of the abdominal muscles decreases, and vice-versa during expiration. Hence there exists between these two muscle groups a floating equilibrium constantly shifting in both directions.”
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“The Internet contains everything in the whole wide world ever. I don’t know about you, but I find everything in the whole wide world ever to be a bit distracting.”
-- Dave GormanSource : Dave Gorman (2004). “Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure”, p.13, The Overlook Press
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“The fear of offending can be stronger than the fear of pain”
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“If a story is funny, and I made it up, then the big message is, `Aren't I clever?' .. If a story is funny and it actually happened, the big message is, `Isn't the world funny?' And actually I think that's a better message. I kind of want to think that about the world -- and it sounds less like boasting.”
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“Fictional comedy tells us that the writer is remarkable. Factual comedy tells us that the world is remarkable. I suppose I prefer to live in a remarkable world.”
-- Dave GormanSource : 2004 In Varsity, 23 Jan.
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“All my life I have had a choice of hate and love. I chose love and I am here”
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“Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.”
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“I hate the color red almost as much as i hate blond hair,"he said with an amused tone. -Dank”
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Source : Allison Pearson (2004). “I don't know how she does it: the life of Kate Reddy, working mother”
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“Maybe with boxing and good focus, I can fix myself and make my mother proud.”
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