Richard Belzer quotes

“What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.”
-- Richard Belzer

#Thanksgiving Quotes #Daughter Quotes #Dog Quotes

“I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!”
-- Richard Belzer

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Long Quotes #Chevy Quotes

“Anybody who thinks there`s not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg.”
-- Richard Belzer

#Country Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Wings Quotes

“The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK.”
-- Richard Belzer

#Truth Will Set You Free Quotes #Want Quotes #Knows Quotes

“If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.”
-- Richard Belzer

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#Lying Quotes #Believe Quotes #People Quotes

“There`s a division in most major police departments called, `Special Victims Unit,` which is what sex crimes are euphemistically called. They`re considered the most heinous crimes, when not only do you violate somebody, but you violate them sexually. So it`s an elite squad that takes care of that.”
-- Richard Belzer

#Sex Quotes #Squad Quotes #Police Quotes

“It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.”
-- Richard Belzer

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

#War Quotes #People Quotes #Soldier Quotes

“Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.”
-- Richard Belzer

Source : "Fictional character: John Munch". "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/ Tangled", www.imdb.com. 2001.

#Liberty Quotes #Lawyer Quotes #Good Lawyer Quotes

“Our lives are filled with meeting wonderful people. Make sure those that have become a part of your life hear your words of appreciation.”

“God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.”

“And when I give thanks for the seemingly microscopic, I make a place for God to grow within me.”

“I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big blue eyes at me, it's the most amazing feeling I could ever feel.”

“I will give you three days to seek your shadow. Return to me in the course of that time with a well-fitted shadow, and you shall receive a hearty welcome; otherwise, on the fourth day - remember, on the fourth day - my daughter becomes the wife of another.”

Source : Theodor Storm, Adelbert von Chamisso, Adalbert Stifter (2005). “Famous German Novellas of the 19th Century”, p.63, Mondial

“If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!”

“I don't know how I'm gonna pick up a bat again. I just need to be away for a bit and play with my dogs.”

“I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”

“If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.”

“The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me!”