Jack Whitehall quotes
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“For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.”
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“I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.”
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“I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.”
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“I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.”
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“I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.”
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“Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?”
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“This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.”
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“I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.”
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“I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.”
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“I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.”
-- Jack Whitehall
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