David Javerbaum quotes

David Javerbaum quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.”
-- David Javerbaum

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“I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.”
-- David Javerbaum

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“As a Jew reading about Jesus, I thought, 'He's a pretty good guy.' It's the same conclusion Monty Python drew in 'Life of Brian' - if people actually live what he did, it would be a pretty good world. But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.”
-- David Javerbaum

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“If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.”
-- David Javerbaum

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“But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.”
-- David Javerbaum

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