David Brenner quotes

David Brenner quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.”
-- David Brenner

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“It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.”
-- David Brenner

#Memorable Quotes #Vacation Quotes
“Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.”
-- David Brenner

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“Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.”
-- David Brenner

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“Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.”
-- David Brenner

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“When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.”
-- David Brenner

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“Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.”
-- David Brenner

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“I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.”
-- David Brenner

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“You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.”
-- David Brenner

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“We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.”
-- David Brenner

#Missing Quotes #Awareness Quotes #Presence Of God Quotes
“I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.”
-- David Brenner

#Tombstone Quotes #Want Quotes #Jokes Quotes

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