Dana Snyder quotes

“I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.”
-- Dana Snyder

Source : "Fictional character: Master Shake". "Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series). Interfection", www.imdb.com. 2002.

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“I graduated from the University of Whatever.”
-- Dana Snyder

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“The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.”
-- Dana Snyder

Source : "Fictional character: Master Shake". TV Series "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" ("Dumber Dolls", 2002), www.imdb.com. (2000–2015).

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“I know a lot about Jewish comedians.”
-- Dana Snyder

#Comedian Quotes

“I love being a part of Aqua Teen.”
-- Dana Snyder

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“I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for that feeling to sink in.”
-- Dana Snyder

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“My primary interest has always been about exploring the human psyche and humanity.”
-- Dana Snyder

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“The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules.”
-- Dana Snyder

Source : "Dana Snyder and Dave Willis on Aqua Teen Hunger Force's limitless potential". Interview with David Wolinsky, www.avclub.com. November 11, 2009.

“I, personally, am trying to get more and more involved with the gay and lesbian movement, very much so.”

“You could move.' ---"Dear Abby" responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.”

“If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'”

“It's always fun teasing the person. When they ask if I'm gay, I say, 'Oh, I don't know.”

“I can single handedly dispel any ideas that sexuality is acquired. Trust me, you're born with it. My brother is gay, and we knew when he was two.”

“I've never understood why we would want to deny all the joys - and the challenges - of marriage to anyone. Which is why I think any loving, committed couple - gay or straight - should be able to get married.”

“There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.”

“Money has no color. If you can build a better mousetrap, it won't matter whether you're black or white. People will buy it.”

“Music knows no barrier of age or culture. It isn’t about being politically correct or even making a statement. Music is what appeals to the ears and touches your soul.”

“The age of Lincoln and Jefferson memorials is over. It will be presidential libraries from now on.”