Dave Beard quotes
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“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.”
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“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants”
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“Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.”
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“Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?”
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“A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!”
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“I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!”
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“Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.”
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“The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.”
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“The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.”
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“The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.”
-- Dave Beard
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