Nicole Hollander quotes
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“In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.”
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“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
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“Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books
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“Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy
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“We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2002). “Cats with Attitude: Two Volumes in One Collection : Everything Here is Mine · My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big-boned”, Gramercy
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“Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon ...”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2000). “Everything Here Is Mine: An Unhelpful Guide to Cat Behavior”, Sourcebooks Hysteria
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“Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2007). “Tales of Graceful Aging from the Planet Denial”
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“Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.”
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“My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.”
-- Nicole HollanderSource : Nicole Hollander (2017). “We Ate Wonder Bread”, p.2, Fantagraphics Books
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“Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.”
-- Nicole Hollander
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