Finley Peter Dunne Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: July 10, 1867 - April 24, 1936
Birthday: July 10
Death: April 24
Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.
topic: Running, Doe, Comfort, Polis
