John Swartzwelder quotes
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“As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.”
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“I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.”
-- John SwartzwelderSource : John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”
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“I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.”
-- John SwartzwelderSource : John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”
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“I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned.”
-- John SwartzwelderSource : John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”
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“They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?”
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“I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.”
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“If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.”
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“I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.”
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