Maddox quotes
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“When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies, but he passed on this opportunity by introducing the phone instead.”
-- MaddoxSource : "The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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“Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.”
-- MaddoxSource : "How to kill yourself like a man" by Maddox, www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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“I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.”
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“Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.”
-- MaddoxSource : "When is the last time a whale did anything for you?". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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“The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.”
-- MaddoxSource : "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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“If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.”
-- MaddoxSource : "Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.
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“If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.”
-- MaddoxSource : "The Alphabet Of Manliness". Book by Maddox, September 1, 2009.
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Source : "An Interview with Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys". Interview with David Flumenbaum, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 3, 2008.
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“I run angry. Football allows me to take out some of my pain on the field.”
Source : "Adrian Peterson Credits His Parents' Tough Discipline for His Success" by Meghan Keneally, abcnews.go.com. September 15, 2014.
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