Chevy Chase quotes
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“I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.”
-- Chevy ChaseSource : "Fictional character: Ty Webb". "Caddyshack", www.imdb.com. 1980.
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“It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.”
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“I am a clown, just without the painted smile.”
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“The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.”
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“I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.”
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“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish”
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“A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.”
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“A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.”
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“What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.”
-- Chevy ChaseSource : "Chevy Chase: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 23, 2010.
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“Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.”
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“Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.”
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“I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.”
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“I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.”
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“I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.”
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“Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.”
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“Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.”
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“I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.”
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“You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.”
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“Most of the films I've done were ruined in the postproduction, not during filming.”
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“I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.”
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“I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.”
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“I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.”
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“If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.”
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“The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.”
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“My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.”
-- Chevy ChaseSource : "Chevy Chase: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. September 23, 2010.
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“Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.”
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“The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.”
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“It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.”
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“Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.”
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“With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.”
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“I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.”
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